during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds
"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that
ha look at this shit i made last year
Parks and Recreation lines from Guardians of the Galaxy
"Chris [Evans] worked his butt off for four months—doing gymnastics, fight training, stunt training—so that he could stand in in a scene like this and then go toe to toe with Georges St-Pierre and then make it look really credible. And I think he did a fantastic job…Once the helmet comes off, 95% of this is Chris."- Captain America: The Winter Soldier audio commentary by directors Joe and Anthony Russo and writers Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely
An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x
The other night my six year old sister and I were watching CA:tWS together. We kept having to pause the final fight sequence so that she could clarify what was happening, and that got me thinking: What if I used my editing skills, dumped the entire 30-minute sequence into Premiere, and deconstructed it to what it would have been without the intercuts?
This is what happened - the original format of Steve and Bucky’s fight.
hopefully tumblr/vimeo doesn’t send me to jail for this
please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him
this dog is SICK
Deer are actually just very creaky doors.
WAIT A MINUTE
WAIT JUST ONE GODDAMN MINUTE
DO YOU REALLY MEAN TO TELL ME THAN ANDREW GARFIELD IS ONLY ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN SEBASTIAN STAN BECAUSE HOW
i legitimately don’t understand how people are so annoyed by the ice bucket challenge? like not only has it raised a shitload of money for a good cause but also hot celebrities are dumping buckets of ice water all over themselves and then telling their hot celebrity friends to do the same. like what is wrong with you? why do you hate fun?